I’ve been writing for a living for over 20 years.
I write infrequent posts for a blog called Laugh, smile, giggle, wet yourself.
I work as a copywriter and digital producer for EE.
I used to manage Orange‘s mobile website homepage.
I used to write for ananova.com – our quirky stories were world famous in the early 2000s, and our coverage of 9/11 and its aftermath was ground-breaking.
I’ve written gags for greetings cards, speeches for a Labour MP, press releases for a film festival … Lots.
I have three degrees. Two in History from UCL and an MPhil in Politics from Oxford University. (I studied at Brasenose College with a man called Vernon Bogdanor who also taught politics to David Cameron. Where did it go wrong, Dave?)
I give blood – go on you know it makes sense.
I practise Mindfulness Meditation – it helps to keep me sane.
I’m an atheist, having been excommunicated from the Catholic Church
Since I stopped drinking and smoking I’ve always had a jingle in my pocket.