To celebrate Easter, here are some of the funniest short Easter jokes ever. It includes Easter puns, Easter one-liners and even rude Easter jokes.
What do you call a group of bunnies marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You only need one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus.
What do you call a duck that just doesn’t fit in?
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot.
How are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply really quickly.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the grey hares.
What do you get if the rabbit warren air conditioning stops working during a heatwave?
Hot, cross bunnies.
What’s the best philosophy for Easter?